• Me: <insert month> Please be good to me.
  • January: You told me that before.
  • February: You told me that before.
  • March: You told me that before.
  • April: You told me that before.
  • May: You told me that before.
  • June: You told me that before.
  • July: You told me that before.
  • August: You told me that before.
  • September: You told me that before.
  • October: You told me that before.
  • November: You told me that before.
  • December: You told us that before. People, what have we done to you?! Why are you scared? Or you're just bitter because we have dates all the time?!

(Source: leahhkaye)